Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
it was like eating out sand paper
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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