Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
