Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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