if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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