Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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