We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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