Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
