some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im holly from the hills drunk
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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