having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you will always have a special place in my vag
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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