Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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