i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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