weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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