I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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