I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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