things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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