I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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