idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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