what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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