ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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