There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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