Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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