Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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