it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
the raccoons are back...
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