i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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