Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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