More tranny stories later!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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