shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
