Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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