we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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