In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
no you cant smoke seaweed
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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