she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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