what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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