I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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