Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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