I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i came on her dog
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Randomize