i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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