This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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