Well apparently he's into motor boating.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Are my feet made of real feet?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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