I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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