your thong is hanging out like whoa
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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