There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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