I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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