Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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