I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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