At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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