Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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