I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize
