how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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