please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
