Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I think I am morally bankrupt
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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