with your own penis?
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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