i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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