dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm bleeding and have questions
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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