he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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