So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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