So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
