Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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