More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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